Sunday, March 31, 2013
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: Nothing says Christ has risen quite like reality star and model Suelyn Medeiros flashing her body parts while dressed in an Easter Bunny costume. I’m guessing it’s not easy to talk Suelyn into doing these revealing type photoshoots. You have to get into long winded passion speeches like, "Hey, guess who’s got a Benjamin in his pocket?" and "Doctor college just called, you didn’t get in again". While the story of Easter might be complicated, SueLyn is easy. And who doesn’t want easy, especially around the holidays?
Via American Power: One of the most famous religious relics has been displayed during a broadcast on television in Italy and around the world. The Shroud of Turin is believed by many to be Jesus Christ's burial cloth. The Vatican says the display of the Shroud of Turin on TV is the parting gift from departing Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, who signed off on the showing. But it was Pope Francis who introduced the 90-minute global television event and linked the shroud to Jesus Christ.
Via Theo Spark: Well, she's got a beautiful face and breasts to die for, and by the sound of this commercial she's, how do you say it, ah ... experienced?
Via The Local: U.S. coffee drinkers prefer to drink Swedish brand Gevalia House Blend ahead of Seattle chain Starbucks' equivalent, according to a recent survey featured in a new advertizing campaign. Gevalia is marketed by Kraft Foods in the U.S. and the firm forwards the claim in its new advertizing campaign that a blind third party test showed that almost 60 percent of coffee drinkers prefer their brew over Starbucks House Blend. Kraft Foods further claim that the survey indicated that only 34 percent favored the latter, according to the brandchannel.com website. The claims are made in a television advert featuring a Swede named Johan, played by an American actor with a curiously Germanic/Dutch accent. The advert features a lanky-haired Johan on one knee in the aisle of a supermarket, casually informing a customer that Gevalia is the preferred choice of coffee drinkers. Having tasted a steaming cup of Gevalia House Blend, the customer is persuaded to discard the Starbucks House Blend that she was set to buy. "That makes me very happy", Johan responds. Kraft Foods was once a staunch ally of Starbucks in the U.S., helping the firm to build a $500 million per annum retail business. The advert, released last Monday, is the first time the firms' advertizing goes head to head in what U.S. media are calling the coffee wars. Starbucks has hitherto declined to comment on the campaign or the taste survey.
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Via Entrevue: This time we find the gorgeous French Bimbo Nabilla in a recent video, where the beautiful strikes a pose before the camera of photographer Krystel Marques. It is in a "black and white" style, which gives a glamorous and sexy touch of the sixties. The reality TV star appears almost naked, with only a small piece of clothes, which reveals her steaming hot body. The photographer gave her impression to MAG TV of Nabilla: "I did not keep in mind her popular image, but I wanted to make up my own idea. Contrary to what you see on TV she is nice both artistically and personally. She was very professional".
Via Theo Spark: What Can You Do in 90 Seconds? That's the question being posed to Americans as the 4th Annual Pushups for Charity is slated to take place in May 2013.
Via The Local: Swedish Foreign Minister Carl Bildt has warned that a conflict on the Korean peninsula would be "dangerous for all", as Pyongyang declares "open war" with South Korea. "There seems to be increasing risk that Pyongyang regime talks itself into an open conflict. Would be highly dangerous for all", Bildt wrote via Twitter on Friday. Bildt expressed regret that North Korea was blocking discussions on a negotiated arms treaty. "Sad to see North Korea, Syria and Iran blocking consensus on negotiated arms trade treaty. Now goes to UN General Assembly for vote," he wrote. The bellicose rhetoric emanating from Pyongyang has escalated in recent days, culminating in the news on Saturday morning that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un issued a statement overnight declaring that war had been declared with South Korea. The statement promised "stern physical actions" in response to "any provocative act", according to a BBC report. North Korea has been threatening to attack its southern neighbor since nuclear tests were conducted in February and in recent weeks troop movements have increased in the heavily militarized border region. Few observers believe that a full-scale conflict will break out but the risk of minor incidents is deemed to have escalated. The U.S. has responded to the latest missive from Pyongyang by stating that the threats are being taken seriously and close contact is being maintained with Seoul.
"And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels". ~ Leviticus 27:3 - 4
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: When we hate a girl who is dying for public adoration, we call her an attention whore. When a hot girl we likes pulls much of the same shit, we just watch and applaud and call her daring. I like German model Micaela Schaefer. She’s daring. She likes to get butt naked in public in places like Berlin where you can pretty much get naked in public and nobody harasses you because it’s Germany and tits in public don’t hit their top 10 concerns list. I wish the U.S. were the same, but unless you’re a fat lady hobo with bed sores, flashing your bare cans in public will get you arrested. We might just have it backwards. Micaela painted her tits and went to the Brandenburg Gate holding a bunny in celebration of Easter. Or maybe she was just showing the bunny where babies come from, which would be a little joke between species. Either way, she wants attention and who’s going to be the first guy not to give it to her? Not I.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Via The Local: A 23-year-old woman who slapped a man in the face after he grabbed her rear end has been convicted of assault by a court in southern Sweden. The woman reacted when the 27-year-old man put his hand on her buttocks at Glorias nightclub in Lund last summer. She instinctively turned to confront the man who grabbed her and hit him in the face so hard she broke the 27-year-old's nose. The court convicted the 23-year-old woman of assault, slapping her with a suspended sentence and a 2.500 kronor ($380) fine, the Sydsvenskan newspaper reported. She must also pay 1.860 kronor in damages to the man, who had originally demanded 25.000 kronor as compensation for the injuries he suffered during the incident. The investigation into the 23-year-old's sexual assault complaint was dropped, however, due to a lack of evidence.
Monday, March 25, 2013
Via The Sun: Kim Kardashian looks deep in thought during an acupuncture session. The reality star keeps her face still as 19 needles poke out her face from all angles. The pregnant reality star posted the picture on her instagram account with the caption: "Oh just relaxing". Acupuncture is said to be recommended for pregnant women who want to avoid drugs to ease morning sickness or relieve stress. But because the needles are only on her face, this procedure appears to also be another addition to Kim's manic beauty regime. While heavily-made up, her skin looks wrinkle free and flawless. Martha Lucas Ph.D LAc said: "Acupuncture is designed to free up chi, or energy. When the needles - approximately 30-40 - are applied to the body and face, production of collagen and elastin may be stimulated, which results in the skin looking 'plumped up'. It helps your own body create a more youthful appearance". She added, "Cosmetic acupuncture is a good alternative for women who don't want the side effects associated with a surgical facelift". The therapy follow's the nasty-looking blood facial Kim endured in an episode of Kourney And Kim Take Miami a few weeks ago. The process involves medics taking blood from the arm, before separating the platelets, and then injecting it into the face. Meanwhile the 32-year-old star - who is due to give birth to her and Kanye West's first child in July - is refusing to wear maternity clothes. Kim has accepted her changing shape but isn't ready to ditch her signature short, tight dresses just yet. A source told Us Weekly magazine: "She's just not a maternity girl, but she's finally accepting her body and getting more comfortable. She doesn't feel sexy but she's feels feminine. She's glowing". Kim recently admitted she is struggling to get dressed every day as she has put on weight everywhere except her stomach and is tired of trying to conceal her pregnancy curves. She said: "For me, I've found that I've gained inches and I've gotten wider but my belly hasn't popped yet, so I struggle finding things that don't make me look heavy". "Some days my baby bump really shows, and some days it doesn't...so I never really know what I'm going to look like". "At this stage, I guess I'm more focused on concealing the weight gain than I am about dressing the bump, just because it hasn't popped yet". "Once I start showing more, I'll be all about showing off my bump, and I can't wait!"
Via Just Jared: Check out this newly released trailer from Brad Pitt‘s upcoming flick World War Z! Here’s a synopsis of the film: United Nations employee Gerry Lane (Pitt) traverses the world in a race against time to stop the Zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments, and threatening to decimate humanity itself. World War Z, which also stars Mireille Enos, Matthew Fox, Daniella Kertesz, James Badge Dale, and David Morse, hits theaters on June 21!
Via Panorama: Syrian President Bashar al-Assad was shot by one of his Iranian bodyguards Saturday night, Tabnak.ir reported, citing Arab and Israeli sources. He was taken to a Damascus hospital, Alarab reported. The Iranian website questions the reliability of this information, noting that this was an attempt to exert a psychological pressure on Iran and Syria. Sources close to the Syrian government say the Syrian leader’s shooting was false, Iran’s news agency Fars reported.
Via The Swedish Wire: People in the Swedish capital are in average richer than both other Swedes and other Europeans, according to a new study ranking Stockholm among EU's top ten richest regions. The city came in ninth on 168 percent of the EU average, expressed in terms of purchasing power standards, according to statistics body Eurostat. Stockholm is the only Nordic city claiming a place in the top ten, according to the TT news agency. The study also said that wealth in Sweden is more evenly distributed than in most other EU countries. London was by far the wealthiest region in the EU (328 per cent of the average) followed by Luxembourg (266 per cent), Brussels (223 per cent), and Hamburg (203 per cent). The poorest regions were in Bulgaria and Romania. The gap between northern European cities and their southern and eastern European counterparts is wide, accordong to the report. One in four EU regions is below the 75 per cent average of EU GDP per capita.
Via The Swedish Wire: Flip through Finland's new passport and you'll see a walking moose. First posted on YouTube half a year ago, a video of the new funny passport has gained attention from netizens all over the world. "Working like one of those DIY flip-books, this walking moose shows the Finnish government's ingenuity and humor", the blog Design Taxi writes.
"And Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took either of them his censer, and put fire therein, and put incense thereon, and offered strange fire before the Lord, which He commanded them not. And there went out fire from the Lord, and devoured them, and they died before the Lord". ~ Leviticus 10:1 - 2
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Via Hollyscoop: Britney Spears has a boyfriend y’all and it’s "handhold" official. We've known about Brit’s new beau for a few weeks now, his name is David Lucado and he’s just a basic human, like not famous or even an agent or a sports lawyer or anything. Honestly, we thought he was just a bodyguard because Brit never showed any affection with him whatsoever, but now they are holding hands and smiling (at the same time), so we have to accept the fact that this relationship is for real. They were shopping at the Thousand Oaks Mall like a couple of regulars and Britney wore a cute black dress while David dressed up in a button-down top and a denim vest which he paired with denim jeans. Oh, he is everything. Both Britney and David are usually palling around LA in sweats and t-shirts, so why were they all dressed up for the Thousand Oaks Mall? Does that mall have a Cheesecake Factory or something? Probably. A source told E! News that David is a "really good guy" and Britney is "really happy at the moment. She’s ready to start a new chapter". Awwwwww.
Via American Power: Darien Long uses his taser on ghetto mom.
Via The Local: A local Left Party youth leader has been forced to resign after issuing a death threat against Sweden's Migration Minister Tobias Billström on Twitter. "I want to shoot Tobias Billström. I will be truly happy when he dies. From the depth of my heart, I really mean it", wrote Christoffer Hurtig, chair of the Left Party youth league in Luleå, on Twitter on March 11th. While Hurtig deleted the post, his comments emerged on Friday and the Left Party acted to remove the 26-year-old from his post. "We have called on him to resign and to go out with a public apology. I have been in contact with him and he has accepted this", said Left Party youth league head Hanna Cederin to the Aftonbladet daily on Saturday. Hurtig duly returned to Twitter on Saturday to express remorse for his actions. "I apologize to Tobias Billström for my statement. Violence is unacceptable in all circumstances", he wrote. According to several media reports, this is not the first time that Hurtig has courted controversy on Twitter, having previously expressed satisfaction at the death of Princess Lilian. Tobias Billström has come in for criticism from both party colleagues and opponents after a couple of controversial interviews. In an interview with Dagens Nyheter last week Billström unleashed a storm of outrage with comments that people who help illegal immigrants in Sweden are rarely "blonde and blue-eyed". He has since issued an apology for his comments and has been on the receiving end of a stern reprimand from Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt.
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Via The Sun: A nightclub is at the center of a bust-up — after offering free entry to girls who show off their boobs. The promotional flyer for the "National Cleavage Weekender" has several photos of women bursting out of their bras and tight-fitting dresses. And it promises would-be clubbers: "It’s not about the size, it’s about the presentation. Free entry for exposed cleavage B4 11pm". But the Casino Rooms’ entry ruling — for three nights from Thursday April 4 to Saturday April 6 — has upset locals in Rochester, Kent. Sharon Abbeywell, 42, said: "This is degrading. The thought of getting free entry for exposing your breasts to save £3 is disgraceful". "Girls around here are bad enough, without encouraging them to save money by getting their boobs out". Labour councillor Vince Maple said: "It sends the worst message". Club boss Aaron Stone, who previously ran pole-dancing nights with £250 prizes for clubbers who strip, insisted: "It’s a celebration of the female form. It’s a little bit cheeky, but I’m not apologizing for that".
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: Nothing but respect for a girl who can use her knockers to make a living. A good living at that. All women have them, but only a few know how to milk them, as it were. In her latest obviously hatched publicity stunt to get more attention for her tits, Nicki Minaj staged a bikini peek of her bad boys while shooting her "High School" music video featuring the sort of still alive Lil Wayne. How staged was the flash? Enough so that they censored the video on the spot with stars so you can’t really see her bare boobs. I guess I take back that part about nothing but respect. Nicki also uses her pasties-covered tits to make you watch her "Freaks" music video. I’m sensing a theme…
Via Just Jared: Olivia Wilde keeps it chic while out and about on Thursday (March 21) in New York City. Earlier in the week, the 29-year-old actor and her fiance Jason Sudeikis attended the opening night performance of Breakfast at Tiffany’s, which stars Game of Thrones‘ Emilia Clarke. "I was trying to feed the bear and I leaned over and fell in, and then he [Jason] jumped in, naked, and saved me", Olivia recently joked about meeting Jason during her appearance on Chelsea Lately. Olivia added: "It turned out he actually was the bear. He’s incredibly hairy".
Via Before It's News: Just received a call from a highly agitated bank manager who stated that within 60 days, banks will be greatly reducing their hours, days of operation, amount of withdrawals and a requirement to fill out "paperwork" if the amount is questioned by bank officials. Unless the form is completed, money will not be disbursed. What really irritated this manager is that after hearing our statements on the air, and receiving years of assurance that our positions and contacts were so much bravo sierra, now he hears from corporate people that it is apparently true after all. He said, "screw them, grab the money while you can". The parameters given were banks open two days a week for four to five hours with below minimum staffs, increased security and greatly reduced amounts of actual cash in the vault. Amount of withdrawal will be held to $500-2000 per day per customer account--not customer.
Friday, March 22, 2013
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: Suelyn Medeiros is Brazilian, has an outrageously curvy body, and used to drive a Delorean until she serpentined it down Hollywood Boulevard, side swiped a bunch of cars, and got arrested for DUI. In short, Suelyn Medeiros is a party in a can. Thanks to the invention of Instagram, the technology that will likely seed the Skynet armageddon of the human race, we can share in Suelyn sharing shots of her tits and ass on vacation in in her native Brazil. What a wonderful world. Normally, to see Suelyn’s tits, you’d have to pay $20 to enter a nightclub with one of those stupid exotic adjective names. But, thanks to Instagram, this is all free.
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: Like most celebrities, Natalia Paris feels a need to share her profound thoughts on social and global issues of the day. That’s true for American celebrities or famous Colombian models who used to be shacked up with one of Pablo Escobar’s top lieutenants. Today, Natalia Paris decided to state that eating chicken produced with hormones is making boys gay. Now, I’ll go as scientifically far as to say that all the hormones we’re using in meat are probably giving some grade school boys tits. But, so is soy and tofu. So maybe our next generation of boys are just doomed to be buying training bras at twelve. But making them crave other boys? That seems like something out of the mind of a Latina model who once read a magazine article while on a private jet in between blowing a drug lord.
Via Before It's News: Cooking with a microwave destroys cancer-fighting nutrients in food and promotes nutritional deficiencies. Microwaves absolutely decimate the nutritional value of your food, destroying the very vitamins and phytonutrients that prevent disease and support good health. Previous studies have shown that as much as 98% of the cancer-fighting nutrients in broccoli, for example, are destroyed by microwaving. Microwaving is the worst way to cook foods because microwaves excite the water molecules inside whatever you're cooking, causing heat to be formed from the inside out. This results in a cell-by-cell "nuking" of the food (such as broccoli, carrots, etc.), causing the near-total molecular decomposition of the vitamins and phytonutrients that promote disease. Microwaved food is not merely "dead" food at every level, it is food that has been molecularly deconstructed, leaving nothing but empty calories, fiber and minerals. Virtually the entire vitamin and phytonutrient content has been destroyed. What's really deceptive about microwave cooking is that the food still appears to be basically the same, but at the cellular level, it's like a nuclear war has taken place. The actual molecular structure has been decimated. If you could see microwaved foods with a powerful microscope, you'd never eat them again because you would recognize just what a nutritional wasteland they really are. Remember, a person who cooks a lot of their food with microwaves will inevitably have chronic nutritional deficiencies that promote cancer, diabetes, bone diseases, loss of brain function, heart disease and many other health problems. The least healthy people of any society are typically the ones who frequently use the microwave oven to "nuke" their foods.
"For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity. All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again. Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?" ~ Ecclesiastes 3:19 - 21
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Via The Local: Swedish meatballs are once again being sold at IKEA, with the Swedish furniture giant promising customers its version of the classic Swedish dish is now free of horsemeat. "From now on we are doing DNA-tests on all meat at three different levels. At delivery, under production, and when the meatballs are finished. The number of suppliers has shrunk from 15 to seven", IKEA Foods CEO Edward Mohr told the TT news agency on Thursday. Mohr added that the new meat in IKEA's Swedish meatballs currently comes only from Germany, but that Sweden and Ireland will soon serve as supplying countries as well. The news comes three weeks after Ikea banned the sale of meatballs in stores across Europe after tests in the Czech Republic found traces of horsemeat in the Swedish retailer's meatballs. Mohr admitted IKEA "hadn't lived up to customers' expectations" by selling meatballs containing horsemeat. It remains unclear what IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad thinks about the episode. "To be honest, I don't know. I haven't spoken with him", Mohr said.
Via The Swedish Wire: Stockholm's property market is being hailed as one of the most attractive in Europe, thanks a stable economy and a continuous influx of new residents. Now Standard Life Investments plans to double its holdings in Sweden and invest some 100 million euro in commercial real estate in the Swedish capital. "For international companies wanting to locate to the Scandinavian region, Stockholm is probably the top pick", the fund manager's real estate investment director Mark Meiklejon told Bloomberg. "It’s a very transparent market; it’s liquid and pretty large; there is fiscal independence and a strong banking system". The Edinburgh-based company plans to target the city's commercial real estate market and expects annual returns, before acquisition costs, of 7–9 percent, according to the Bloomberg report. The Nordic region's largest building firm, Skanska AB, also expects to grow. "We see an inflow of people and there is demand for new premises from companies and corporations", CEO Johan Karlström said. "In the transaction market in Stockholm, you need the right location, a modern property and it has to have the right tenants and long leases". The Economist magazine also paid tribute to Sweden's stable economy and innovative business climate. In a special Nordic-themed issue, the respected magazine said the region "is becoming a hothouse of entrepreneurship". One of the reasons for Sweden's booming economy is lower tax: "It has [...] cut the top marginal tax rate by 27 percentage points since 1983, to 57%, and scrapped a mare’s nest of taxes on property, gifts, wealth, and inheritance. This year it is cutting the corporate-tax rate from 26.3% to 22%," the Economist report said.
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Via Before It's News: Signs and symptoms your smartphone was hacked. Hackers are making millions of dollars with this criminal act.
Via American Power: Take a behind-the-scenes tour on the set of the Jim Beam Bourbon Burger commercial starring Heidi Klum. She talks about the commercial's famous movie inspiration, her love of great burgers, and what makes Hardee's and Carl's Jr. commercials so iconic.
Married Female Teacher, 26, Had Sex In Car With 17-Year-Old Dyslexic Pupil After Agreeing To Give Him Extra Tuition
Via Mail Online: A teacher was caught in a car with a 17-year-old pupil yesterday admitted that she had sex with the youth. A court heard how Eppie Sprung Dawson, 26, had agreed to give the dyslexic teenager extra help with his lessons at the Catholic secondary where she worked. But the married English teacher, who was only four years into her career, drove him to the countryside, stopped in a lay-by and had sex with him. They were spotted together by police officers on a routine patrol. The fiscal said: "The officers remained in their vehicle and spotted the couple in the passenger seat of the car. They left their vehicle and approached the parked car where they saw the couple having sexual intercourse. The police officers knocked on the car door and then saw the accused and a male, both naked from the waist down". Why didn't I get teachers like that?
Via The Sun: A popular yoga pants maker has been forced to pull millions of its tights off the shelves because they were see-through. The blunder - by posh sports brand Lululemon - meant that hundreds of thousands of women across the world were left red-faced mid-way through work-outs. The multi-million pound worldwide company - with a branch on the trendy King's Road in London - revealed the gaffe this week saying the sheer material used for its newest Luon pants is too revealing. They said: "The ingredients, weight, and longevity qualities of the pants remain the same, but the coverage does not. We want you to Down Dog and Crow with confidence and we felt these pants didn't measure up". The announcement has sparked a fall in the company's share price. On social media, several observers suggested that Lululemon cut their losses and find a use for the errant pants. Others were a bit puzzled by the recall, nodding to the retailer's reputation for selling sexy pants. Lisa Garcia said @lululemon is recalling black yoga pants for being too revealing. Isn't that why we decided to wear them in the first place? Jack Bauer said: "Lululemon yoga pants pulled off shelves because they're too sheer. I would think this would be a selling point". R.Rodriguez said: "Wait, you mean to tell me that Lululemon yoga pants are not supposed to be see through???"
Via Before It's News: "Acting on their own, the Jews (and late in the day, the Bonesmen) stole the election from Romney then hushed it up! We can work with anyone, but Romney was our man of the moment. Anyway, what's done is done. Those who control the counting control the election". Aloysius Fozdyke is the Australian Satanist insider responsible for bringing these important revelations to world attention: We have weakened societies by reforms which undermine authority, together with the destruction of national and communal identity and legal systems that are complex and pro-criminal. Couple this with a dependence upon government hand-outs and the sexual disorientation of children and we destroy from within: family, government, bureaucracy, society and churches. Solve et coagula, that's what we are doing. I've stated this before. Destruction before redemption. We can only succeed if we give the sheeple what they want - spiritual, moral, societal, and personal decay! A culture of hopelessness, if you will. Soon drones will deliver fast food, like pizza. This will calm the sheeple into their acceptance. Australia is at the forefront of this work. Drones will fill the skies to keep sheeple safe, degraded, and irrational. Imperial maps are being redrawn. Look carefully at Africa. After the invaders leave Afghanistan, the Chinese will move in. All that, death for China! And the expense of a lifetime of the injured and unsalvageable! At the end of the process there will be the elite and our flocks. We will end national sovereignty and relocate what private property is left after the current economic meltdown. We've already stupefied and stolen their indoctrinated kids. Currencies will fall; interest rates will escalate and deepening national debt will culminate in complete collapse. All this will call for stringent measures, including work for the dole. Big business will flourish but small businesses will not. Free enterprise will be dead. Big government, big business, and big surprises. Strikes will be organized so that even those with money can't get the necessities. Racial violence will be a significant component of the breakdown of first world societies. Fear. Anger. Hatred. Don't worry about the distraction which is "the gun debate" in America. Sandy Hook was based upon the Port Arthur 'psyop'. Both Adam and Martin were chosen, and for similar reasons - but it could have been almost anyone. Our media will destroy the cracks in any operation. And there's more coming. Newtown is one of ours. Taxes will rise across the globe. I told you this before and it's happening now! That's what the sheeple want. One of the last currencies to collapse will be the Australian dollar, but it too will collapse and quickly. We've got that covered. Have no fear! Who really knows how many Americans exist on Food Stamps and with an aging population, their taxation and social security systems will collapse. Same everywhere. The perfect time for declarations of emergency martial law, international identity and surveillance microchip systems. Acting on their own, the Jews (and late in the day, the Bonesmen) stole the election from Romney then hushed it up! We can work with anyone, but Romney was our man of the moment. Anyway, what's done is done. Those who control the counting control the election. Those who collate the numbers create the illusion. It's what we're great at. We commemorate Johnny's precious Ides of March sacrifice while remembering that the Secretary of State for War made his statement on the 22nd of March half a century ago and the Member for Dudley was a largely unknown but very influential man - behind the scenes, of course. When the filth rise up we'll crush them, for "the slaves shall serve". They don't have any political power. We will prove that! They gave us Our weapons. We will use them. They either don't need convincing or can't be convinced. The Usher of Desecration will appeal to the masses and they will follow. She will be subtle and hypnotic as She molds thought and crafts opinion. Some already believe that they know Her. Hers is the Time of Culling. She holds the jewels in Her cruel hands. Her Adorations are screams. Then Vindex will arise and although not of us, She will nurture and enliven Him. We will worship as He makes way for Our Deities upon this plane. And there will be ecstasy. I've told you this before but much of what I've stated has been overlooked. It is written in The Epistle of Matthias; "The Phoenix & The Harlequin". I've advised both on China and The Egyptian. Cast pearls before swine when I mentioned Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. This is the year. There is much energy being released and harnessed. Paradigms are collapsing and with them the empires and civilizations these support. We will reap Our Reward as is promised, both here and now and after "the mortal which must die that a Goddess or God may be born". I mentioned purchasing Satan's metal, but others knew more than I. I told how We cure cancer and disease, but no one bothered. I have foretold what will happen to the banking system, but people still hold their savings in bank accounts. I wrote about the destruction of pension and superannuation funds, yet the filth overlooked my words. Julia was given power to destroy the Australian Labor Party. The next federal government of Australia will be led by the former seminarian. But our special people are now ensconced behind the scenes and in control. Again, I strongly advise Xtains to remain on their knees. Our churches will grow as conditions deteriorate. Who else but a vampire would have his disciples drink his blood and eat his flesh in return for everlasting life? "And they brought young children to him, that he should touch they". Really? No wonder J. M. Bergoglio is confused. But that's another story.
Via Disclose.tv: Access to steady supplies of clean water is getting more and more difficult in the developing world, especially as demand skyrockets. In response, many countries have turned to the sea for potable fluids but existing reverse osmosis plants rely on complicated processes that are expensive and energy-intensive to operate. Good thing, engineers at Lockheed Martin have just announced a newly-developed salt filter that could reduce desalination energy costs by 99 percent. The Reverse Osmosis process works on a simple principle: molecules within a liquid will flow across a semi-permeable membrane from areas of higher concentration to lower until both sides reach an equilibrium. But that same membrane can act as a filter for large molecules and ions if outside pressure is applied to one side of the system. For desalination, the process typically employs a sheet of thin-film composite (TFC) membrane which is made from an active thin-film layer of polyimide stacked on a porous layer of polysulfone. The problem with these membranes is that their thickness requires the presence of large amounts of pressure (and energy) to press water through them. Lockheed Martin’s Perforene, on the other hand, is made from single atom-thick sheets of graphene. Because the sheets are so thin, water flows through them far more easily than through a conventional TFC. Filters made through the Perforene process would incorporate filtering holes just 100nm in diameter — large enough to let water molecules through but small enough to capture dissolved salts. It looks a bit like chicken wire when viewed under a microscope, John Stetson, the Lockheed engineer credited with its invention, told Reuters. But kilo for kilo, its 1000 times stronger than steel. "It’s 500 times thinner than the best filter on the market today and a thousand times stronger", Stetson explained to Reuters. "The energy that’s required and the pressure that’s required to filter salt is approximately 100 times less". Lockheed is reportedly already ramping up production efforts for the filters — and trying to find a way to keep them from tearing — though there are no announced plans on when they’d hit the market. Tomorrow isn’t soon enough.
Via Before It's News: Over 500 emaciated sea lion babies have been stranded off of the California coast leaving rescue groups scrambling and biologists investigating why the malnourished pups have been stranding. Marine Mammal Center Manager Sue Andrews: "This year they are for some reason coming out of the rookery underweight, underfed and emaciated, low energy some with already having infection".
Via The Local: Several tonnes of frozen lasagne pulled from store shelves in Sweden because it contained horsemeat will be donated to Stockholm's homeless population by Swedish food retailer Axfood. Axfood, one of several Swedish retailers affected by the horsemeat scandal, announced on Tuesday it was donating around five tonnes of frozen lasagne to the St. Clara church in Stockholm which will in turn distribute the food to the city's homeless population. "Many have reacted that huge amounts of edible food would be thrown away", Axfood said in a statement. "But it wasn't clear that it would be possible to give it away". Now Sweden's National Food Agency (Livsmedelsverket) has given the project the green light, telling Axfood it has no objections to the company donating the lasagne. The only condition, according to the agency is that it be "removed from its packaging and that there is an accurate list of ingredients available where the product is distributed". The first deliveries of the horsemeat lasagne are expected to arrive at St. Clara church on Friday, March 22nd. The church distributes food to the homeless daily at Sergels torg square in central Stockholm. Back in February, Axfood was one of several Swedish food retailers who opted to withdraw frozen single-portion lasagne from stores after horsemeat was found in lasagne produced by Findus.
Via The Swedish Wire: Bloomberg said Sweden has taken yet another step to distance itself from policies targeting competitive devaluations as exporters were told a strong krona provides opportunities to make their businesses more efficient. "It’s good for companies that they need to understand that they have to compete with real tools rather than the imaginary tool that the exchange rate is", Financial Markets Minister Peter Norman told the newswire. Swedish exporters have warned that continued krona appreciation will force them to cut jobs. But the government and central bank have repeatedly rejected talk of boosting trade competitiveness through the exchange rate, Bloomberg said.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: It’s easy to imagine that hot girls from distant lands must come from a race of super fine looking people. But I’ve been to Denmark. Meh, it’s like most places. Nina Agdal was still the hottest girl in her high school by a good measure. And if you’re the hottest girl in your village anywhere in the world, you owe it to the world to become a model or exhibitionist of some sort. Just like the brainy kid who has the cure for cancer in his head has to attend medical school or a guy who’s 6’9″ and coordinated has to play basketball. If you’re super good looking, you have to share. And if you follow your God-given path, you will be rewarded with cash and fey male model boyfriends and all the cocaine you can consume in your London and New York lofts.
Via The Sun: Her tardy arrival onstage comes just weeks after Justin Bieber was booed by fans in London for keeping them waiting for two hours. However, Rihanna’s fans kept patient and gave her a warm reception when she finally launched into her show in Montreal, Canada. The chart-topper didn’t apologise for the delay, according to local reports, but she did heap praise on the crowd the following day. She tweeted: "You owned my LIFE yesterday!! Thank you for that, you were BRILLIANT!!"
Via The Moscow Times: The proposal by the Cypriot authorities to introduce a levy on the country's bank deposits as part of a plan to bail out its economy drew harsh criticism from Moscow on Monday, with the largest Russian lenders facing multibillion-dollar losses as a result of the measure. President Vladimir Putin warned of possible negative implications of the proposed move, which is pending approval by the Cypriot parliament. He said it would be "unfair, unprofessional, and dangerous", his spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, told journalists. The government of Cyprus on Saturday agreed to introduce a 6.75 percent tax on bank deposits of below 100.000 euros ($130.738) and a 9.9 percent tax on those above that amount in a move expected to secure 5.8 billion of the 10 billion euros it needs to cope with the sovereign debt crisis. The measure is widely expected to become a severe blow for Russia, which accounts for nearly a third of the 70 billion euros deposited in Cyprus' banks. Meanwhile, the Russian authorities are unlikely to confine themselves to mere assertions, with a decisive reaction to the move being already contemplated. Russia might change its mind on easing the terms of the 2.5 billion euro loan it had provided to Cyprus, since the levy had been agreed upon without consulting Moscow, Finance Minister Anton Siluanov said Monday. Cyprus is likely to lose its status as one of the largest investors into the Russian economy. "The money withdrawn from Cyprus will flow to Russia from other jurisdictions, so new countries could appear among big investors in Russia", Smolyaninov said. Cyprus was the second-biggest investor into the Russian economy last year after the Netherlands, with direct investment by the former reaching $16.5 billion, according to the State Statistics Service. The Netherlands contributed $21.1 billion.
Via The Sun: Gomez looks stunning strutting her stuff in a skimpy sequinned dress as she makes a jibe at ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. The pretty brunette actress flashed her slim legs in sky-scraping heels as she headed to an appearance on David Letterman's chat show on Monday. And once in the hotseat Selena didn't hesitate to poke fun at Justin over their failed romance joking that she made him cry. Show host David said: "Last time you were here, you were with a Justin Bieber. That's not going on now?" Selena smiled as she replied: "No, I'm single. I'm so good". David then responded by saying: "Now, the last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something, and then he said something and I said something, and I made him cry". Selena then quipped: "Well then, that makes two of us". The actress was then met with roaring laughter from the audience - and the TV presenter himself. Selena is currently promoting her latest movie Spring Breakers.
Via The New York Times: A partial power failure at the stricken Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant in Japan has stopped the flow of cooling water to four fuel storage pools, but temperatures still remain well within safe levels, the plant’s operator said Tuesday. The operator, Tokyo Electric Power Company, said its engineers were trying to repair a faulty switchboard that it blamed for the outage that began on Monday night. The failure also briefly cut off electrical power to the command center at the plant, which suffered a triple meltdown two years ago after a huge earthquake and tsunami destroyed reactor cooling systems. The company, known as Tepco, said the current loss of cooling water was manageable because temperatures would remain at safe levels for at least four days, and the plant also has backup systems.
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: It’s easy to forget sometimes that women have tits. I know I’m guilty of this, as are most men. You’re looking a woman square in the face and she has to remind you, "Yo, dude, quit making eye contact and look down there. God gave me tits, you know". 18 going on 47 fame whore Courtney Stodden felt obliged to give her eleven non-family member fans a reminder over the weekend that she has tits. It’s unfortunate that a woman like Courtney has to go on social media to remind men that she is actually an object and not just a person. If we could all just take a minute to imagine having sex with her while telling her not to talk so much, we could heal together.
Via Disclose.tv: Alaska’s Mount Hayes, the jewel of a glacial range northeast of Anchorage, could house one of the aliens’ largest bases on our planet. The FBI took a slew of Cold War-era paranormal sightings near Mount Hayes quite seriously. Some claim that UFOs spotted in the sky are only the tip of the iceberg, Mysterious Universe writes: [Former CIA remote viewer] Pat Price was of the opinion that "Alaska’s Mount Hayes, the jewel of a glacial range northeast of Anchorage, housed one of the aliens’ largest bases". According to Pat Price, the aliens that lived deep inside Mount Hayes were very human looking. Ominously, he added that the aliens use "thought transfer for motor control of us". Price added: "The site has also been responsible for strange activity and malfunction of U.S. and Soviet space objects". Rather notably, the U.S. military took a great deal of interest in tales of UFO activity in Alaska in the formative years of the subject. In August 1947 a highly impressive account of a UFO incident involving two serving members of the military was supplied to the FBI at Anchorage. The report said: "Two army officers reported that they had witnesses an object passing through the air at a tremendous rate of speed…The object appeared to be shaped like a sphere". As the 1940s drew to a close, the FBI continued to receive and log high-quality UFO reports on a regular basis. Forwarded to the FBI by an official U.S. Navy source, the confidential three-page intelligence report paints a startling picture of multiple UFO encounters involving the military. Titled "Unidentified Phenomena in Vicinity of Kodiak, Alaska", it concerns "a report of sightings of unidentified airborne objects, by various naval personnel, on 22 and 23 January 1950".
Via The Local: Sweden's weather agency SMHI issued an extreme weather warning for the southern tip of Sweden, with heavy snow and violent winds expected to hit the area on Tuesday. Wind speeds of over 80 km/h were recorded on Monday afternoon in Ängelholm, a town near Helsingborg in southern Sweden. "Snow and foul weather are on the way", Emil Björck at SMHI told the local Skånska Dagbladet newspaper. The snowstorm is expected to move northwards as far as Svealand throughout the day. Northern Sweden, meanwhile, can expect sunshine and low temperatures. Björck at SMHI explained that Swedes looking forward to improved weather shouldn't hold their breath. "If it's spring you're after, you've got a long wait. Over the next ten days I don't see any change in temperature across the country. We'll have to be patient a while longer", he told the paper. When you like me have lived many years abroad you realize how cold and long the winter actually is in Sweden. Well, apparently the snow, hard winds, and freezing temperatures are here to stay with us in Sweden for yet a while. Anyway, this is the time of the year to enjoy the snow while we still have it.
Monday, March 18, 2013
Via Hollyscoop: Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to appear in court today for the start of her probation violation trial and in true-to-Lindsay fashion, she showed up to court late…48 minutes late. As Lindsay floated down from her SUV like she was showing up to a party fashionably late, the paparazzi hounded LiLo and someone glitter bombed her.
Via The Huffington Post:
A man convicted of illegally gaining access to AT&T's servers and stealing more than 100.000 email addresses of iPad users is facing sentencing. Andrew Auernheimer is scheduled to appear in federal court in Newark on Monday. The former Arkansas resident was convicted in November of identity theft and conspiracy to gain unauthorized access to computers. Prosecutors are seeking a sentence of 33 to 41 months. Auernheimer's attorney says his client should receive probation. Prosecutors say Auernheimer was part of an online group that tricked AT&T's website into divulging the email addresses, including those of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, film mogul Harvey Weinstein and other celebrities. The group then shared the addresses with the website Gawker, which published them in redacted form. A second defendant pleaded guilty in 2011.
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: The universe did Kate Middleton a huge favor by birthing her from an English chick’s chunnel, because by New York City standards Kate’s pretty average looking. But make her British and nobility, and suddenly hordes of "me-too" New York women are all running to plastic surgeons to get the "Kate Middleton nose". I blame retarded Disney films for making all chicks want to be fucking princesses. Walt Disney didn’t have much love for the Semitic types, so it’s ironic that his company’s doodles are making Jewish girls ask for a WASPy Kate nose for their sweet sixteen. "No, honey, you can’t have a Jasmine or an Ariel, how about a Kate. She’s a real princess. Well, I mean, she did fuck a real prince". Plastic surgery trends suck because you wind up with a ton of women who all look the same, which is boring, and it’s even worse if they’re molding their faces in homage to a solid seven. If dudes want to hump a generic looking plastic chick they should just buy a blow-up doll so they don’t have to listen to the verbal diarrhea that surely must froth from the mouth of any woman who would get a Kate Middleton nose job. Prince William first popped a royal woody for Kate when he saw her modeling a see-through dress at a college fashion show. It’s not like he gazed upon his one true love and thought, "What a hot fucking schnoz!" No, he was squinting to see her nips like every other warm-blooded mammal in the room. The lesson for girls is that you don’t need a $12.000 nose to capture a man’s attention, you just need to dress slutty and show off your tits. That’s one to grow on.
Via Disclose.tv: Is one of Barack Obamas bodyguards an reptilian shape-shifter? The original footage can be seen in a video discussing Obamas upcoming trip to Israel while showing "Obama AIPAC 2012 speech". The segment captured above occurs at the 36 second mark of the video. This video is getting a lot of view on You-tube and elsewhere on the internet with comments coming in expressing shock, amazement, and denial. From the angle of the shot made by jn1 AKA "Jewish News One", it looks like he shape-shifted and his human face was just gone. There's no (edited) way that physical transformation could have been an image glitch.
Via The Telegraph: Zahia Dehar came to fame courtesy of a French football sex scandal. Now it's the Paris fashion world she is seducing as a lingerie designer.
Via American Power: The flood of people to bank cashpoints in Cyprus over the weekend appears to have come to an end, but that was not because fears about an EU charge on savings have abated, or that everyone had accepted the deal as a fait accompli. The euro zone took the unprecedented step of taking a bite out of depositors' accounts in Cypriot banks to help pay for its bailout of the island's financial system, a high-risk decision that could erode savers' confidence across the currency bloc and add to popular anger over its handling of the crisis.
Via Before It's News: There is an unconfirmed report that former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has been placed under house arrest by the U.S. military on charges of financial treason. Hillary allegedly attempted to illegally divert $1.7 TRILLION of U.S. Treasury funds to a secret CIA proprietary account in the People's Republic of China.
Via The Local: A record 38.474 spectators turned up to the Stockholm's Friends Arena on Sunday for the bandy final. Bandy is a game similar to ice-hockey but with a ball instead of a puck, a bigger rink, and more players, and is a very popular winter sport in Sweden. Hammarby cruised to a victory in Sweden's bandy final against Sandviken on Sunday, with a record crowd storming the ice in celebration before the end of the game. "It feels wonderful, completely awesome. We've fought since April to get here and have had an enormous match", Hammarby captain Stefan Erixon told the Aftonbladet newspaper. The Södermalm side stormed to a 3-0 lead within five minutes and had netted one more by the ten-minute mark. From then on, it was smooth skating until Hammarby was leading 9-4 with just 30 seconds to go. The crowd then decided the game was over and stormed the ice before the referee could even blow the final whistle.
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Via Disclose.tv: For the first time in more than two decades, the United States can put a "Made in the USA" stamp on non-weapons grade plutonium, Discovery News reports. Plutonium-238 is an important fuel source for the radioisotope power systems that are used in spacecraft like the Mars Curiosity Rover and the New Horizon spacecraft that's on its way to Pluto. As plutonium-238 decays, it gives off enough heat to generate electricity and keep all the expensive parts of a spacecraft warm in the cold, dark nether regions of deep space.
Via RIA Novosti: The Russian Navy will maintain 5-6 warships in the Mediterranean Sea as a task force to defend Russia’s interests in the area, Navy Commander Adm. Viktor Chirkov said on Sunday. "Up to five-six warships must be present in the Mediterranean Sea on a permanent basis and control must be exercised through the command of the [Russian] Black Sea Fleet", Chirkov said in an interview with the Zvezda TV network run by the Defense Ministry. The Russian Navy’s Mediterranean task force will comprise frigates and cruisers, as well as support vessels, he said. Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu said on Monday a decision to deploy a permanent naval task force in the Mediterranean had been made. "I believe that we have the capability to form and maintain such a task force", Shoigu said, citing the success of recent large-scale naval drills carried out by the Russian navy in the Mediterranean and Black seas. The exercises involved warships from the Northern, Baltic, Black Sea and Pacific fleets, strategic bombers and naval infantry. Shoigu did not mention, however, a timeline for the deployment of the new task force, which would likely require significant effort to ensure efficient logistics and the proper maintenance of warships in the Mediterranean group. The Soviet Union maintained its 5th Mediterranean Squadron in that sea from 1967 until 1992. It was formed to counter the U.S. Navy 6th Fleet during the Cold War, and consisted of 30-50 warships and auxiliary vessels at different times.
Via Yahoo! News: Iran launched a domestically built destroyer in the Caspian Sea on Sunday, its first deployment of a major warship in the oil-rich region, state TV reported. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad inaugurated the guided missile destroyer Jamaran-2 in the port city of Anzali, about 250 kilometers (150 miles) northwest of Tehran. He said the deployment aimed to bolster peace and friendship in the region. "The destroyer is there to meet those who want to jeopardize the security of surrounding nations", he said, without elaborating. There are multiple disputes between the nations that surround the Caspian — Iran, Russia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, and Turkmenistan — on how the inland sea should be divided. After final tests, the report said, Jamaran-2 will join Iran's naval fleet in the sea in coming months. The 1.400-ton destroyer, which has a helicopter landing pad, is 94 meters (yards) long and can cruise at 30 knots. It is equipped with surface-to-surface and surface-to-air missiles as well as anti-aircraft batteries and sophisticated radar and communications terminals, the report said. Iran launched a previous version of the Jamaran destroyer in 2010 in the Persian Gulf. Since 1992, Iran has been building a self-sufficient military, reportedly producing its own jet fighters, tanks, missiles, and light submarines as well as torpedoes. Ahmadinejad said that the West has learned from Iran's technical expertise that the country's nuclear capabilities cannot be eliminated. Both Israel and the United States have not ruled out military strikes against Iran's nuclear facilities. The West suspects Iran is pursuing nuclear weapons, a charge Iran denies.
"I Was Born Without A Penis But I'm Getting One Made From My Arm", Reveals Security Guard, 39, Who Has Slept With 100 Women
Via Mail Online: A 39-year-old security guard born without a penis is set to become one of the first men in the world to be given an entirely new manhood - made from his arm. Andrew Wardle, from Stalybridge, Greater Manchester, was born with an ectopic bladder, meaning it formed on the outside of his body. He had testicles but not a penis and, while he had a successful operation as a child to move his bladder to where it should be, his lack of manhood remained. But all that is set to change after surgeons at University College London agreed to a complicated three-part operation, involving the transfer of skin from his forearm. Speaking to The Sun, Mr Wardle said: "I never thought this day would come and I still can’t believe it is possible for me to actually have a fully functioning penis. If it’s a success, I can finally start living like a normal man. Things like having sex and starting a family, something which so many people take for granted, could actually become a possibility".
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Via FHM: The Gorgeous Charlie Webster in her sexy behind the scenes video.
Via American Power: One human statue made a heckler pay the price for his numbskullery. The all-gray, cowboy-outfit wearing street performer was on Cavill Avenue in Surfers Paradise, Australia when a purple-shirted jerk started messing with him. "Leave him alone man", a person in the crowd yells as the spiky haired rabble-rouser poked the human statue's mustache, hat, and arm. Eventually the prognosticator circled around the man, giving him a wet willy when the performer clearly had had enough.
Via The Telegraph: Highly personal voicemails left by Diana, Princess of Wales, may have been hacked in the months before her death, sources close to her former lover have claimed. Hasnat Khan, the eminent heart and lung surgeon, who conducted a two-year relationship with Princess Diana, believes messages left on his phone were illegally intercepted as far back as 1996. Last summer the 53-year-old was informed by Scotland Yard it was possible his voicemails had been hacked in 2007 in the months before the high-profile inquest into Diana’s death. But sources close to the Pakistani doctor said he now fears the hacking may have begun a decade earlier during the height of his secret relationship with the Princess. The source said: "It is only when Dr Khan started to think back to the time when he was with Diana that it began to occur to him that someone may have been trying to listen in to his messages. Their friendship was very private and very discreet but he now fears journalists were targeting him in a bid to find out what was going on". "He is very angry about it and it just shows goes to show how long ago this activity stretches back". Dr Khan, whom the Princess referred to as Mr Wonderful, has described hacking as a violation and is pursuing News International for substantial damages. When he first learned that he may have been a victim of hacking last year, he said: "To know that someone has been listening to your private messages it awful. It’s absolutely terrible. It feels as if you have been robbed. I feel really violated. I am very angry". He has vowed to seek the maximum compensation he can achieve donate it to the heart unit he has set up in his native Pakistan. Dr Khan met Diana in 1995 when she was visiting the Royal Brompton Hospital where a friend was recovering from heart surgery. They began a discreet two year affair which he ended just months before her tragic death in Paris in August 1997. He later moved to Malaysia before returning to Pakistan where he has set up a specialist heart clinic for children in his hometown of Jhelum.
Via The Local: Pupils in Malmö, Sweden, are to be given training to enable them to deal with a school shooting, following the discovery of weapons and ammunition on the roof of a school building on Friday. The training is focused on "occupying" the classrooms instead of evacuating them. "We are turning things around, the idea is that if someone comes and threatens then it is not ideal to send all the children out into the corridors so that they run straight at the person", said Henric Kahlmeter at Fosie district council to the TT news agency. The schools are also working with fencing equipment to ensure that classroom doors can't be opened from the outside. "It can be a question of an iron bar which is used to seal off the door", said Henric Kahlmeter. He told TT that the schools are following police recommendations. "However it is done, you can't guarantee that it will be right. We are following police recommendations, which are based on statistics and experience from the U.S. and Finland". Kahlmeter explained that this experience indicates that it is better to secure the children and alarm the police, than evacuate.
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: Upon further review, basically, staring more and more at Tamara Ecclestone’s inflated tubes, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’d still let her be my super rich bitchy wife. Why not? If you’re going to choose to spend the rest of your life with just one woman, might as well have her screaming at you about stupid shit while you’re on the deck of your yacht, or behind the wheel of your Lamborghini. Because trust me when I say that hearing the shrill voice of the sour side of a relationship while you’re behind the wheel of a ’98 Forester can truly suck.
Via Disclose.tv: Astronomers have detected water vapour and carbon monoxide in the atmosphere of a planet 130 light years away from Earth. However, the planet, known only as HR8799c, is devoid of methane, a gas that can indicate life, the researchers said. Since the 1990s, astronomers have detected more than 1.000 planets beyond our solar system. HR8799c is colossal: about seven times the mass of Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system. It circles a star with at least three other planets.
Friday, March 15, 2013
Via 90Ninety Miles From Tyranny: The Antikythera Mechanism, built by the ancient Greeks around 150 BC, was recovered from a Roman shipwreck in 1901. When the device was retrieved, however, it was so corroded that nobody fully comprehended its significance. It would take researchers using advanced imaging tools another century to realize that what they were looking at was the world's first computing device. It was used by the ancients to track celestial movements and predict lunar and solar eclipses.
Via Theo Spark: So we've got a new pope. His name is Francis. It took the College of Cardinals, what, 15 minutes before agreeing on a new leader for the Catholic Church, the largest multinational conglomerate since Howard Johnsons went into Chapter 11? Despite serious theological and fashion conflicts that make the problems between East Coast and West Coast rappers look almost trivial in comparison, the cardinals were quickly blowing more white smoke than a studio session featuring Snoop, Wiz Khalifa, and Kottonmouth Kings. Compare that to the U.S. government, which hasn't passed an actual budget in years. That's supposed to change over the coming weeks, as a new budget season gets underway, just in time for spring.
Via The Local: With more students worldwide choosing to learn Swedish, The Local catches up with Marina Astashevskaya - a Swedish teacher in Russia - whose classes help bridge the gap between love-refugees and their families in Russia. Marina Astashevskaya may not have perfect Swedish herself, but when it comes to her students' learning, she is a perfectionist. Since February, Astashevskaya has been meticulously teaching the finer points of Scandinavia's most widely spoken language to a class of almost 30 Russians. "There's a whole range of reasons why they want to learn Swedish", the 27–year-old teacher explains. "It's not just for family. Some of the students want to be travel to Sweden and actually converse with the shopkeepers, the locals. And some just find the language exotic". But Swedish language courses abroad don't stop in just Kaliningrad. Students around Europe are flocking to similar classes, according to Erika Lyly, a language advisor and linguist from the Swedish Language Council (Språkrådet).
"And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the Lord was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had hemorrhoids in their secret parts". ~ 1 Samuel 5:9
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?: I dug Kick-Ass. Unexpectedly good since (a) almost all comic book based movies disappoint, (b) it looked pretty shitty in early trailers, and (c) most childhood actors have shrill annoying voices, much like most children themselves. But I liked it. The sequel is coming out in August. The previous Kick-Ass 2 trailers have also looked good. The red band out today looks even better. I’m pretty sure I like seeing kids swear and beat people with weapons.
Via Just Jared: Nicki Minaj is nearly make-up free on the cover of Elle magazine’s April 2013 issue, on newsstands March 26. Here’s what the 30-year-old entertainer had to share with the mag: On her make-under for Elle‘s shoot: "When I saw myself with barely any makeup at, it was such a… like, I’m so, so attached to my pink lipstick, it’s hard. I feel that it’s become a part of me. To go in front of the camera, without pink lips or big ol’ crazy lashes- you know, nothing – I felt naked. It was scary! So this photo shoot was a real accomplishment in my eyes". On advice to women on how to command respect: "My advice to women in general: Even if you’re doing a nine-to-five job, treat yourself like a boss. Not arrogant, but be sure of what you want- and don’t allow people to run anything for you without your knowledge. You want everyone to know, Okay, I can’t play games with her. I have to do right by this woman. That’s what it’s all about". On world domination: "My goal in the beginning was to buy my mother a house. Now I realize, Okay, if I really focus and become a key player in business, then I can build an empire. I’m thinking of a legacy that I can be proud of and wealth that my grandchildren can use to go to college. So world domination- in terms of providing for my family – is absolutely my goal".
Prince Harry has a new girlfriend, 24-year-old "model/socialite/royal chaser/dancer" Cressida Bonas and apparently Kate Middleton can’t stand her. Here’s the back-story on this totally hot dish. Back when Kate Middleton was just a college party girl and Will’s on-again off-again girlfriend, Cressida’s older sister Isabella Calthrope was reportedly hardcore pursuing Prince William. So Kate can’t stand the whole family, natch. Oh also, you know how everyone wants Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry to get together? Well apparently they have a very flirty relationship and Cressida hates it. Cressida has warned Harry to stop talking to Pippa and Kate is like "oh no she didn’t!" "[Kate] was really upset when she heard Cress was trying to control who he talks to", a source told Now magazine, "She told Wills, who had a word with Harry". Apparently Kate is very protective of Harry and doesn’t want to see him used by a royal chaser and b*tchy girlfriend like Cressida. OMG this is like Royal High! We love the idea of the royals gossiping and hating each other, because all we ever see them do is put on orthopedic heels and shake a lot of hands.