Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Copenhagen Has A Very Dramatic Zoo

Via WWTDD:

I used to think the zoo was boring.

A bunch of drugged out kidnapped beasts playing with their feces cakes.

But the Danish people got the zoo entertainment factor figured out.

When young Marius the Giraffe came up DNA non-blessed for breeding, zookeeper Bengt Holst went and got his shotgun and planted some buckshot in Marius between his cute giraffe eyes.

With a bunch of school kids visiting the zoo that day, Bengt figured, let’s go full circle of life learning:

He had Marius butchered up into bloody pieces like a mafia informant and fed to the neighboring lions.

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