Saturday, March 15, 2014
Michelle Lewin Has One Swell Behind
Via WWTDD: I feel like this Venezuelan fitness instructor would make a good wife. Especially if you were wagoning out to settle the West. She’s strong and firm and has a solid breeding ass. I don’t know what a breeding ass is really, but I’d have to believe that hers falls into the solid category. That might seem objectifying, but I think it’s truly a compliment for a woman working out her ass in a public space in tight shorts with lots of grunts. She’s also from South America, so if she went missing after an unwitnessed cougar attack, there probably wouldn’t be an investigation. I’m not saying she would go missing, I’m just saying I’d subtly bring that kind of thing up when she was yelling at me for being lazy and soft.