Thursday, March 20, 2014

Miley’s Basically Fingering Herself For Fans Now

Via WWTDD:

Hey everyone, look at Miley Cyrus being nonchalant and edgy again!

She wants everyone to see this bruise on her ass, but people are going to lose their shit, y’all, when they realize that her finger is touching her cooch.

"Haha, good job on touchin’ yer honey pot", Billy Ray probably told her as he took the picture and saved it to his special file, while Trish and the rest of the Cyrus clan covered their eyeballs with stacks of cash and pretended like none of this was happening.

Maybe next week Miley can post a video of her pointing to a mosquito bite that’s been bothering her, and only the really perceptive fans will be able to tell that she has her other fist completely inside of herself.

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