Sunday, March 09, 2014

Victoria Silvstedt Is Ready To Feed


Looks like Victoria Silvstedt finally got her commercial vending license to legally trade on the beach in Miami.

Victoria finds rich men on the beach like a senior with a metal detector finds lost crappy time pieces.

She has one petite billionaire now, but those pussy-purchasing older hobbits tend not to last too long before jealous kid legal wrangling causes them to cut off your Diner’s Club card.

Victoria’s tits fire off a resounding claxon blare as she approaches men in her net worth target range.

It’s a really neat trick, especially around the holidays.

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