Sunday, March 09, 2014
Victoria Silvstedt Is Ready To Feed
Via WWTDD: Looks like Victoria Silvstedt finally got her commercial vending license to legally trade on the beach in Miami. Victoria finds rich men on the beach like a senior with a metal detector finds lost crappy time pieces. She has one petite billionaire now, but those pussy-purchasing older hobbits tend not to last too long before jealous kid legal wrangling causes them to cut off your Diner’s Club card. Victoria’s tits fire off a resounding claxon blare as she approaches men in her net worth target range. It’s a really neat trick, especially around the holidays.