Sunday, March 09, 2014

Victoria Silvstedt Is Ready To Feed

Via WWTDD:

Looks like Victoria Silvstedt finally got her commercial vending license to legally trade on the beach in Miami.

Victoria finds rich men on the beach like a senior with a metal detector finds lost crappy time pieces.

She has one petite billionaire now, but those pussy-purchasing older hobbits tend not to last too long before jealous kid legal wrangling causes them to cut off your Diner’s Club card.

Victoria’s tits fire off a resounding claxon blare as she approaches men in her net worth target range.

It’s a really neat trick, especially around the holidays.

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