Friday, December 19, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio Arm Bra


If you’re not getting an invite to be in this Love Magazine Christmas not quite nude melange, you ought start figuring out how to get frigid magazine editors to anoint you the next Lena Dunham.

Every girl with a pretty smile and a nice ass has been featured in these videos this month.

They even let Kris Jenner pose after she promised to buy a ton of copies and not flash the triple-6′s etched into her skull during The Creation.

Not being featured in this feature is like going through college without getting an STD.

It only means you weren’t popular.

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