Monday, January 11, 2016

Katy Perry Dazed And Confused At The Golden Globes


Give Katy Perry the benefit of the doubt and assume she was super fucking high at the Golden Globes. The other option is retarded but I’m told that’s not a diagnosis based on who you’re fucking. This may be the closest she’s ever come to being perfect. Her big tits dangling in an ill-fitting dress as she traversed the paranoia spectrum assuring herself nobody noticed her tripping. DiCaprio was seen vaping, but he’s DiCaprio. His night ends with an award on his nightstand and a hot chick on his dick no matter how fucked up he is. Her tits are magnificent. Somebody tee up Kraftwerk and let’s see if we can’t get her to dance topless.

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